January 2012
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verticalvest:
barrymanilowswinternightmare:
meggy christmas
omg i choked on my triscuits help
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Partying on New Year's Eve?
Don’t drink and drive-and don’t ride with anybody who does. Tipsy Tow offered by AAA: you don’t have to be a AAA member, from 6pm-6am on New Years Eve/day, they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE. Save this number… 1-800-222-4357. Please reblog this if you don’t mind.
December 2011
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Reblog if your Mom is beautiful.
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1: “I grow olives.”
2: “Olives?”
1: “Don’t ask me why, but olives are strangely immune to radiation. It just bounces right off. Olives and peanuts. Of course, radiation gives people peanut allergies, so those aren’t as popular.”
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oh look 2011 has one day left
things: I did this year
no really that’s it
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I was thinking about how a while back my church made us go to a life rally.
They never really said it was a life rally, actually. They called it a pep rally and told us to be there at a certain time to board the bus. The bus was a good hour late, though.
There was pizza and a bad band. And then people came out and started talking about… nothing in particular. One lady told a story about...
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I wish houses in Florida had basements.
Then I could convert it into my own little gaming room.
The main focus would be the table on which are played tabletop RPGs.
The only rule is if you want to play you have to come in costume otherwise no dice.
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My plan for Mass Effect 2:
Romance Thane.
Just Thane.
You can romance everyone else on another play through.
Focus on Thane.
THANE.
What actually happened:
Yes! I can flirt with Th- OH HI GARRUS LET’S TEST YOUR REACH AND FLEXIBILITY
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Some of my ultimate dreams include:
Work as a blacksmith
Own a vineyard in Scotland
Own a game company that ends up as a household name
Ride a dragon
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mayoressofsharktown:
nerdnector:
w1tch:
nekomitsurugi:
chaosbrix:
Me.
GPOY.
fuck
eyup
if i could draw anything close to that I would be so happy dfsdf
underthelightsofanfield:
GUYS
ALL I WANT TO DO WITH MY LIFE IS WATCH SOCCER
CAN I GET PAID FOR THAT
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dang garrus how many calibrations do you have
and how many more until you pop the heat sink
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yourfriendgarrus:
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Oh NO I found the techno Turian, but I already failed Thane’s loyalty mission once and if I keep staring I’m going to fail it again. He’s hypnotic, though.
I just realized ‘pasta’ is one of my tracked tags.
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The floor of my room is notably colder than the rest of my room.
When I swing my bare feet around there is a breeze.
Yes yes.
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My fish on Mass Effect 2 died >:c
But not my hamster hohoho
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captainbutts:
it is now dragon age o’clock am
i mean
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