if I was a pilot I’d want to abuse the privilege of having an intercom

“hi ladies and gentlemen this is your captain speaking we will be departing shortly”

and then when we are in the air

“what do you mean we can’t go three times the speed of light”

“is that supposed to be blinking”

“but why is this a no-fly zone”

“you think if I let go we’ll end up on Lost”